Shout Out To Purple William

I find it slightly interesting that a kid I’ve never met has prompted me to finally create the blog I’ve been thinking about for years.  Good ole’ Purple William.  I use the word good loosely.  In case you missed it on Facebook, Purple William has taught #3 many things this summer.  The first being this amazing song:

*disclaimer:  when I started recording the song he told me he learned at summer camp I thought he was going to sing a kumaya type song.  Not this.

But wait, there’s more…he also taught him how to hold a zip lock bag while he and some friends peed in it.  (See the super awesome text I had to send my husband last week.)

Unfortunately, he did not teach him how to pour it in the toilet without spilling it or how to do stupid shit without getting caught.  He also forgot to teach him to not nark out his friends.  Although I do not condone Purple William’s behavior and can’t say I’m excited about his teaching skills, I do feel like I owe him a thank you.  So, thank you Purple William, for the push I needed to finally create this blog.  Now please stop teaching my child your bad habits.  Trust me, he has more than enough of his own.