Red is the New White

#2 had football pictures tonight. The pictures that are going to be blown up on individual banners to be hung on the fence at their games. I had one, just ONE request. I even put it in writing.

All I asked was for him to wear a WHITE shirt under his GREEN jersey. My fear was he’d wear a dingy old white shirt that would stand out against his brand new bright white football pants.  He didn’t just wear a dingy old white shirt. He wore one that he made himself in possibly the 3rd grade?

Yes, people, that’s 3 year old red marker on his collar with a pop of blue in the hand written “Odel Jr.”

I’m currently wondering what I did to deserve this while praying for a photo shop miracle.